Old black man on a bike next to the driveway of Safeway and Longs: "A most beautiful woman, wearing a purple shirt!"
Me passing by after buying some shuttlecocks: "Uhh...it's yellow?"
Man: "Oh pardon me! I'm color blind! That is yellow, like a flower. I wish I was a bumblebee!"
Me: (Laughs, keeps walking)
I'm not gonna lie, I loved it.